i shaved my head haha
A self indulgent look at my life in the third person ......................................................
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I am Jev. I am 20. I am single. I used to be cool. I used to original. I used to be hipster before the hipsters were trendy. I used to have a blog with trees as a background and pretty pictures. I used to be 100% straight. I used to be 'bristishwhore' and then 'fame-us'. I used to be a lot of things. This all went to my life 'archive'.
Now I just want to be a perfect plastic product.
• self
• about
• facebook/twitter
• CUM +
• DUMP YOUR LOAD BRUVA
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I am Jev. I am 20. I am single. I used to be cool. I used to original. I used to be hipster before the hipsters were trendy. I used to have a blog with trees as a background and pretty pictures. I used to be 100% straight. I used to be 'bristishwhore' and then 'fame-us'. I used to be a lot of things. This all went to my life 'archive'.
Now I just want to be a perfect plastic product.
• self
• about
• facebook/twitter
• CUM +
• DUMP YOUR LOAD BRUVA
HOT BLOGGER ALERT
ain’t i lucky!!!!!
lucky isn’t the word, i’m an absolute godsend. You and the rest of the world should be honoured with my existance xox
(Source: bruva)
FUCK YOU GAGA
this is ‘I AM FAKE’ and despite being written before ‘Born this Way’ was released it’s a massive ‘FUCK YOU’ in gaga’s face xox
It’s me wo0o0o look how i gay I look on the E.P cover..i mean, seriously.. haha xoxox
I wish this world was born blind, no one judged or left behind.
The users of this website judge everyone on their appearance continuously. I’m not talking about judging people on their fashion sense, their haircut or the way they do or don’t do their make up. I’m talking about their genetics. It’s actually vile and it makes me sick. People will follow someone with a nice body and face and will send anonymous hate to those who don’t fit the small bracket of ‘beautiful’ people which the media seems to define. I’m just another little ugly kid with a blog and I can’t do anything about it. Why did you follow the last person you followed? Well, maybe you’re one exception but I’d say at least half of the people I speak to from tumblr would follow someone purely based on their face, that little icon, or perhaps the picture on their blog. It seems impossible to follow someone based on purely their blog alone these days. Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to be high and mighty, I’m one of them! I’m one of those sick people and I don’t want to be anymore. I wish this world was born blind, no one judged or left behind.
reblogging myself from months ago because i’m the only person with a pretty blog xoxoxo
My 1000th post.
The video isn’t uploading to tumblr, great, i love my life. So my one thousandth post is simply this text post which says goodnight to you and that i’m going to leave the video to upload to youtube over night and 1001st post will be the video. Think of it like 101 dalmatians with 1001 of them and each dalmatian is a post. I guess this whole video really sums me up. Always trying to do something I’m really not capable of, managing it just about in the most embarrassing way possible, then falling at the last hurdle and failing and being far far too impatient to upload it to youtube tonight. ME SUMMED UP. 1000th post = learn what a shit blogger i am. I should leave it to Josh next time….
Why does everyone say “When i look in the mirror I hate my appearance”?
When I look in the mirror I think i look fucking fantastic…it’s when i see photographs of myself I realise how bad looking I am.
Jev INSIDE ME
i am a ho xoox
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jev is on the way home early cos he was feeling really shitty :(( but yes i am happy wo0o0 but yes i have to give his blog back wah
